So these are little moments at camp, some of them will make no sense and you might not think they're funny, but Im sharing them anyway!
Carrie: *singing* Oh, its fun to be a winner but its better to be a sinner...
Mike: um....thats not how it goes
Carrie: yeah I knew that
Morgan: So...Jonah I hear you're marrying a fish. (he kissed a fish)
Jonah: Yup
Mike: *something*
Jonah: What?
Mike: Its bad
Jonah: Tell me
Mike: I said the fishes name is Kelsy
Jonah: ...
Mike: Told you it was a bad joke.
Me: ...
Jonah: ...
Me: ...
Jonah: *picks up 80 lbs of cement* Lets play Hot Potatoe
Mike: *over radio* Kathrine could you come to the kitchen
Carrie: *over radio* Its not Kathrine and she's coming
Me: *walks into kitchen*
Mike: Sorry I called you Kathrine over the radio.....so
Me: *puts up two plates* Its okay
Mike: You need a ride anywhere?
Me: Back to the house.
Hunter ( 6 yrs old): Spell I CUP!!!!
Me: Kay....I-C-U-P
Hunter: *laughs* she said I see you pee!!!!!
Jonah: *attempt at scary voice* That was innapropraite
Me: ...sorry?
Scott (counsler guy): *over radio* HELP!!!!
Carrie: *over radio* What???
Scott: *radio* I have a dead fish! It needs CPR
Carrie: *radio* okay?
Me: There's a dead fish
Camper: Is it Full?
Me: Yeah its dead...
Camper: No, is it full?
Me: Yes its completely dead.
Camper: *sigh* Its dead because we killed it, its not full....the "meat" is gone.
Me: *rows away from the shore in canoe*
Camper 1: *screams* Oh my Gosh!!!! (they're in a canoe)
Camper 2: WHAT??
Camper 1: A gaint fish is following us!!! (they're also at fishing camp)
Camper 2: Oh My Gosh!!! *rows frantically*
Camper 1: There's two of them
Camper 2: *screams*
Camper 1: *laughs hysterically*
Sarge: What is that?
Me: My personal loaf of bread.
Sarge: How come you -
Me: Cause Alice likes me more than she likes you.
Sarge: *reaches for it, I block him* I write the checks.
Me: I eat bread.
so...those are some of the camp moments I know some of them might not be funny or make much sense but I hope you enjoyed them.